Ever wonder what Atheists are thinking?
I like to walk past my atheist friends and say Merry Christmas and then watch them lose their collective shit over the greeting…
And invariably there are one of two replies. Happy Holidays or Seasons Greetings. And off they go thinking they just put me in my place…
Now Lets look at the two replies the nit whits come back with…
Happy Holidays – How about Happy Holy Day? Yes Holiday comes from Holy Day because that’s what a Holiday was just that A HOLY DAY!
Seasons Greetings – This is more subtle … Season or Sea Son … now you have to think about this one before you roll your eyes.
Think “Shoes of the Fisherman” and the “Catholic Symbol”
But at least the Atheists are cool with Old Saint Nick… Joking lol we all know you love him when he’s called Santa Clause
Ummmmmmm wait a second think about this …. (What am I saying lol) …
Santa – from the Spanish Santos or …. you guessed it Saint
Clause – A section, phrase, paragraph, or segment of a legal document, such as a contract, deed, will, constitution or BOOK, that relates to a particular point.
Book – Bible (from Koine Greek τὰ βιβλία, tà biblía, “the books”)
Santa Clause …. The Saints Bible…
As the Atheists says … Sea Sons Gweetings… They know everything but their prayers lol!
Have a great Christmas or whatever you want to call it. Its all the same isn’t it 🙂
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